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This pie, born today. Fruit of my labor. Love of my life.

Pumpkin pie.
I love it.
I eat it breakfast, noon and night.

If Pumpkin Pie was in Peril I would stop anything to save it.
If Pumpkin Pie wore crocs I would still be its friend.
If Pumpkin Pie hated Prince I would still love it.
If Pumpkin Pie cheated on his wife with hordes of hookers, I would still vote it into office.
If Pumpkin Pie slept with my boyfriend, I would forgive it.
If Pumpkin Pie caused World War III, I would still defend it.

It’s October.
BRING ON THE PIE.

Less than 24 hours and already 1/4 gone.