I’ve been seeing another multi-legged invertebrate and here’s the worst part – he’s real.
I drove three hours to see him.
We held hands over lunch.
I’ll admit that my heart raced, but we weren’t meant to be together, the Octopus and I. I don’t do well in saltwater and it seemed like he preferred children.
Please forgive me Sesapus and take me back. I realize now that 6-legs are all I really need in a pet.