My life right now:
My computer is still acting questionably but now, I’m starting to think that I am the problem. Maybe I am some sort of oppressive computer user. Maybe after growing up using PCs all the time I’m caught in a culture clash.
Yes, the first computer I ever used was a Mac but what did I do on it? Play Oregon Trail? Watch other people play Oregon Trail?
It wasn’t until my young adult life when I really took to the personal computer and I was all about the PC. My trouble shooting tool belt consisted of control-ALT-delete and the ESC key. Sure, I’m pretty much fluent in MacBook Pro, but perhaps I still have a pretty thick PC accent?
Maybe my computer can’t understand me but it is too polite to let me in on its confusion.
In any case, if I am the problem I should probably go on a digital journey to find my spirit animal or at least try to get some karma on reddit or something.