Momentarily out of service (aka in Humperdinck’s clutches)
I have no Pie Coma to blame this one on, but just in case you were wondering, Princess Buttercup, I am still alive.
OH THE SHAME OF BEING A FAILURE.
More to come as soon as Inigo and Fezzik help me escape from this pit of despair and the MACHINE. (Yes, you may call me the Dread Pirate Roberts,
as you wish.)
Also, If you don’t like the Princess Bride, GTFO.