You sold me a(n expensive) computer that crashes if it is not shut down every night, that cannot hold my iTunes library without freaking out, that becomes fatigued easily and is constantly dirty.
Every time I go to the “genius” bar to get things fixed they inform me that nothing is wrong. They “max out” my systems and say that my computer didn’t crash. I then take it home and THIS HAPPENS:
Followed by this:
And then eventually that little screen comes up telling you to restart your computer. And when you boot it back up:
At first I would simply say what I had been doing (listening to iTunes while typing on word and surfing in the internet).
But then I got angry. So my grievance comes to you, Steve, in the form of reports I sent in that I am sure were keyword sorted and not read by anyone.
Most of the time I was too upset to be clever and just wrote:
Well done. Your marketing team should get a raise.
CURSE YOU STEVE JOBS.
I don’t even care that you insist on wearing terrible jeans and a black turtle neck. I will overlook the fact that you said okay to the name i-Pad.
But please, can you get my computer to work or at least send me an external hard drive so I can back up all of my shit before it explodes? (My AppleCare protection is still valid…)