This past week, on two separate occasions, two different people refereed to me as “G-Funk.” At the time I thought it was a very strange occurrence and must be a sign from the cosmos that I should drop everything and become the lyrical wordsmith rapper that we all know I could be.
But today in class Susan (previous Kentucky convention roommate) pointed out that she had created a facebook group called “Anna Geannopoulos should change her name to Anna G-Funk” which kind of cleared everything up for me.
This is the second time that someone has used my name in a Facebook group. My friend Bogdan created the first one, entitled “Anna Geannopoulos is in my pants,” as a joke.
It was recently removed after I reported it offensive to Facebook because it was the first thing that came up when you googled my name but not really the first thing I wanted potential employers to see.
Now when you google my name a site devoted to the Brigade of Gurkhas comes up for some reason. And although the first result is still Facebook, there is nothing suggesting I’m some sort of harlot yet.*
G-Funk out. Peace.
*Please do not use this as an open invitation to make me appear like a harlot on the web.